hating a ship that 75% of a fandom ships
|[Ask meme-] The fact that Loki was yelling at him for no apparent reason in one of his sets of lingerie was bewildering to Phil. After a while, he held his hand up to get Loki's attention, and hopefully he quieted. "You look nice. Did you only dress up to come yell at me, dear?"|
He placed his hands on his hips.
"I swear to Yggdrasil, Phillip Jaekwon Coulson, that I shall transport into your office next time wearing these, straddle you, and keep you occupied for four hours. Your paperwork can wait.”
"Hmn, but it’s paperwork to Fury," he narrowed his eyes and tilted his head, hand on the stack of papers that were placed on his desk. "-But if you want to pretend this is my office at SHIELD, you’re very welcome to do so." He sat in his chair, sliding a little ways across the floor, arms open as if to challenge the trickster.
"I don’t give a damn for whom the paperwork is meant."
Then his eyes narrowed.
With the door shut and locked, Loki zoomed over - faster than one might think someone on heels would be able to move - and he was pushing Phil’s roller chair up against the wall.
Setting himself into Phil’s lap, he grabbed the agent’s tie and yanked him into a forceful french kiss.
Hands adeptly worked at Phil’s dress shirt, nearly popping off the buttons, so their slender fingers could bury themselves into his chest hair.
When you really really want to answer a Rp but you can’t find the right words and you are answering other RPs faster than the speed of light and you are sure the other RPer thinks you are being a douchebag but in reality you are just like
|"I suppose that since I am not of Earth origin myself, I am not on your fabled list."|
“‘tis not our origin that defines us, Loki. It is where we end up, and for each new place we visit, we gain a new version of identity.”
“—any individual that strays for any time into my realm earns a place upon my list. I am certain you can guess which you made it onto.”
Oh, this is interesting.
"I need not guess. It is with great pride that I make it onto the Naughty list, for what sort of mischief maker would I be if I could not?"
Really, he regretted few things in his vast life that should have landed him on that list. Most notably, though: A very recent event that caused him to lose someone most dear to him, and also the fact he could never make up for the last conversation he had had with that same individual. Almost everything else? Nah.
"Yet, I have heard of your great kindness. It would be favorable for me to know if the friends I have made are on the Nice list, particularly a certain Phil Coulson. He deserves to be there.”